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soft, sleepy sex with the papas

summary: Four short-ish scenarios, one for each Papa, in which you get to do some crossword-solving with Primo, come home after a night-out with Secondo, wake up with Terzo or watch a movie with Copia.

content: 4.8k words in total (each is 1k-1.4k words), f!readers, sort of established relationships, dom/sub undertones if you squint, obviously these contain smut, more detailed warnings in each part, 18+ MDNI

Masterlist – Ao3 link

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Primo 

content: p in v because peepaw can still get it

Half-asleep on Primo’s bare chest, you draw lazy patterns into the fuzzy hair on his left pec, your palm resting just above his steady heartbeat. He keeps one arm wrapped around your shoulder, holding a weathered little book that is open on a half-done crossword puzzle, while his other hand slowly fills in the empty squares. It’s Italian, so you gave up trying to help him a while ago, dozing to the sound of graphite scratching on paper.

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Jul 21 2023  |  629 notes

captain-price-officially

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Psychology textbook diagrams never cease to amaze me

captain-price-officially

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catgirldick

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yiffmaster

ok y'all this isn’t a psych textbook gaslighting you into thinking it’s normal and ok for your boss to yell at you, it’s specifically about understanding that other people’s treatment of you is usually more about them than you.

If your boss is pissy with you, it’s absolutely more healthy to understand that behavior as a reflection of his mental state rather than of your worth as an employee.

It’s not a psych textbook’s job to advise you how to improve your workplace or say what is/isn’t acceptable treatment by a boss. It’s an example of detaching your own self-worth from how other people treat you.

astraltrickster

^^THIS!

In fact, if you let yourself think of other people’s treatment as a reflection on YOU more than it is on THEM, it can prevent you from getting things done.

Or, in other words,

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i-lionheart

ok, im rb'ing this again because this actually helped me finally be able to take advantage of cognitive restructuring in a way i’ve struggled to do for a long time. Ive been able to get to the my boss was having a bad day part, but i’ve always struggled to use that mental change to do something that would improve the situation. but because of this diagram, i THINK ive got it figured out. Here’s a rough explanation of how I interperet this.

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Real life example:

Boss yelling: My mom is snapping at me, calling me “disrespectful” no matter how I speak to her, and getting mad at me for having missing assignments
He was having a bad day: She’s stressed due to my grandma being in the hospital
He shouldn’t take it out on me: just because she’s stressed doesn’t mean she gets to be mean to me.
Unionize: I advocate for myself, saying that I’m not being disrespectful and that it’s okay to have missing assignments because I’m doing my best
Fuck his wife: I am unapologetically proud of myself for what i manage to do in a day, especially if my mom disapproves of it or doesn’t view it as productive, as my own little “fuck you” to her.

End result: no depression.

This actually works and its amazing. Thanks to the meme side of tumblr for accidentally developing a highly effective method for coping with people who treat you like shit

saxifraga-x-urbium

i hope you realise i have immediately added ‘unionise! fuck his wife! no depression!’ to my mantras for living

Jun 18 2023  |  257,072 notes

loganlermanstanaccount

Show me where it hurts (part 1)

Miguel O'Hara x spiderwoman!reader

(AO3 Mirror), Part 2, Main Masterlist

summary: Miguel's acting weird, and you make it your mission to find out exactly what's going on.

warnings: no warnings for this chap, pg-13, swearing and canon level violence. smut next chapter xoxo

a/n: this is a combination of 2 asks and this post I saw on here a while ago: flirty/ snarky fem reader, Miguel during a ""rut"" (I don't know if it counts as a rut really, but its to do with his animal instincts/DNA) and Lyla playing matchmaker.  I had so much fun writing this, enjoy :D

(i wrote this pre seeing spiderverse 2, so i think characterisation is a little off, esp for Lyla, apologies! I'll fix it in my upcoming fics)

wc: 3.6k

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You think Miguel is avoiding you. 

One of your closest friends, giving you the runaround for months, it seems. Calling the two of you close friends is a little extreme, sure. You've only known O'Hara for two years, and been in love with him for slightly less than that, thank you very much. And yes, he refuses to call you by anything but your last name. And the last time you saw him he wouldn't so much as look at you, but that was besides the point. 

"..the point," You tell Lyla, in between exasperated bites of cereal, "... is that aren't elite forces of spiderpeople supposed to, you know, have some spiderpeople kick ass once in a while? And where exactly is our fearless leader? I haven't seen O'Hara's scary ass in weeks, and I'm starting to miss it."

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Jun 9 2023  |  16,020 notes

fake-bleach

all mine | miguel o'hara x reader

summary: You have an unspoken rule with Miguel O’Hara. He takes care of you, he provides for you, and in return, you let him take what he wants.

word count: 2.2k

warnings/disclaimers: (18+ only!) fem!afab!reader (no use of y/n), literally porn no plot, unprotected piv sex, implications of free use but also not rly, slight choking, dirty talk, roughish sex, no foreplay (straighttt to it), use of pet names (honey, baby, sweetheart, girl, etc), coming inside, i think that's it lolll, !no atsv spoilers!

i know this isn't p but i watched spiderverse last night and had to get him out of my system + i adore oscar isaac <3 working on two joel fics rn so expect those :)

ao3 link | masterlist

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The ruffling of your sheets weren't nearly enough to wake you from your sleep. But, the pressure of Miguel's body on yours was.

It always was.

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Jun 9 2023  |  9,102 notes

thehorrorsoftheblackbunnymask

The Proxy's Little Pet

Summary: You're a psychologist that works at the insane asylum, and you're assigned to deal with the infamous criminals that claim to be the legend, Slenderman's, proxies. Little do you know that these three will be a lot more dangerous than what they seem...

Warnings: PTSD, Mental Disorders, Manipulation, Sexual Assault, Past Rape (Mentioned), Memory Loss, Mental Hospitals, Anxiety, Violence, Choking, Past Abuse and Crying.

Author's note: IT'S FINALLY FINISHED LET'S GO!

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Mar 28 2023  |  1,412 notes

charnelhouse

mausoleum (2)

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Pairing: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x F!Reader, Price x F!Reader, Soap x F!Reader
Wordcount: 4.5K
Warnings: gore. ptsd. references to captivity and torture. implied cannibalism. implied sex. there are mentions of hair. blood transfusion. needles.
Summary: Red is grievously injured. 141 races against the clock to save her.
A/N: Many thanks to @sprout-fics and @moondirti for reading through this because my damn eyes were crossing. Also, huge thanks to @ghostaholics who helped me with all the blood transfusion nonsense and ghost thots in general

Chapter 1

The rain continued to pour down with a violence. The pharmacy was cold-the kind of cold that was trapped in the linoleum and sunk into Price’s skin. Red’s hair had fallen out of its binding-spreading across the dirty floor. The blood was syrupy and dark as mud. Her eyelids hung heavy; her lips parted around uneven breaths. As if time had shifted, Price was suddenly seeing something else entirely: Red Fox lying on that metal table in Kursk, her wrists bone-thin and strapped down. Her face so swollen it was nearly unrecognizable. 

It had only been a month. How could they have done the damage they’d done in a single month? 

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ghostaholics

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT. Everything was chef’s kiss; loved seeing the dynamic of the whole group as well as how you tackled the transfusion and it was brilliant!!

Okay my favorite part was anything relating to Soap because of him being interim medic with the fact that he fucked the nurse way back when and that he had experience diffusing bombs like it just made sense; so so good.

charnelhouse

Thank you darling love!! You helped me so much

Feb 10 2023  |  1,062 notes

captain039

PART 4

The nightmare of us

Vesemir x female!reader


Warnings: Gore, Swearing, angst, sadness, character death, monsters,

18+

Last chapter <-

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A few years had passed, you and Vesemir somehow managed to rebuild the Kear, some parts too destroyed though, others not so much, you brought new things in, made a new home. The boys were taught differently this time, Vesemir made sure of that, they were fed and rested well, not like he had been. You stayed inside mostly, working on making this right again, most things were brought out into the main area for all use, no hidden knowledge, or formulas. Your body had fully healed, you felt like yourself again, you and Vesemir had managed to open a new way up to the Kear, the bridge closed off. The lower levels were in ruins of the Kear, where all the mutated monsters had been.

Vesemir took few contracts, he focused his time on training the boys, you focused on teaching them what you knew. You didn’t have to hide anymore, you grew your hair, worked on some armour fit for your body. You still trained, you danced with your sword in a quiet room, you meditated, listened to the sounds of the Kear.

You sat on the stone floor, eyes closed, and body relaxed, you could hear Vesemirs footsteps approaching as a knock came. The Witcher came in, sat in front of you and joined you in meditation.

“What have you done with the boys?” You asked slightly grinning.

“Sent them on a wild goose chase” Vesemir said no doubt grinning.

“This goose looks like a wolf. A drowner maybe?” You quizzed.

“It’s got wings” he said, and you opened your eyes, the boys weren’t ready to face something with wings.

“I’m jesting” Vesemir said opening his eyes also.

“They’re in the courtyard” he said, and you glared slightly.

“Why’re you here then?” You asked standing up.

“Thought we could practice” he said going over to the training swords.

“Practice?” You questioned as he chucked you a sword.

“Come on” Vesemir grinned and taunted making you sigh.

Your swords clashed together quickly and swiftly, he was quicker though, you grew tired easier also.

You ended on the floor many times, getting kicked or knocked over.

Vesemir tackled you, both of you landing on the ground with a thump. You groaned as Vesemir laughed above you.

“That’s not fair” you groaned as he continued.

“Cheat” you grumbled as he chuckled. You looked to him, time slowing almost, you were on your back, him above you, his hands holding yours above your head. His smile went away, and you frowned slightly, his grip loosened on your wrists, it went gentle almost. You stared at the Witcher heart pounding in your chest, he stared at you suddenly leaning closer before his breath intertwined with yours.

You wanted to speak but couldn’t as your lips parted, he glanced to them, and you licked them without thinking. Vesemirs eyes went back to yours his hand moving to hold yours, your fingers curling together. You let out a small shudder closing your eyes briefly before opening them again. You lifted your head up slightly and he pressed his lips to yours. You clenched his hands, eyes closing as he kissed you. You kissed back a little too eagerly, you’d be lying if you said you didn’t have feelings for the Witcher.

He rolled you both over, you rested on his hips while his hand cupped your cheek to keep you there. You were the one to break the kiss, you panted slightly you opened your eyes looking into Vesemirs, you flushed a bit realising what had happened as you sat back on his thighs embarrassed. You covered your mouth with your hand and looked away. Vesemir sat up holding your wrist and moving your hand from your mouth. You looked to him again a saddened look on your face, he pressed his lips to yours again. His arms wrapping around your body as he did. He kept you close, you pulled back and rested against his forehead as you caught your breath again. He sighed softly burying his face in your neck and tightening his grip. The action made your heart clench, you put your arms around his neck, gently running your hands through his hair. You heard little footsteps though and quickly got off The Witcher as the boys came in.

“Did she beat you?” Geralt asked head tilted. You went to speak but Vesemir cut you off and chuckled.

“She did, kicked my ass” He stood giving you a small nod making you frown.

“Woah” Lambert muttered staring at you.

“Hey, you’re too young to be looking” Vesemir snapped at the young man, and he flushed looking away. You chuckled softly shaking your head as you led them back out into the main area.

“You should train with us Y/n!” Eskel said.

“Four against one? Highly unfair” you said smiling.

“Come on” Remus dragged out.

“Maybe” You winked to them, and they perked up.


Teaching the boys was always a challenge, they wanted to fight anything and everything you read about to them, you would often roll your eyes their boosted ego’s reminding you of Vesemir. Vesemir was out scouting the mountains, checking that no monstrosity had come and decided to make home. You trained with the boys as promised, they were skilled, no doubt, being taught by Vesemir had paid off. You kept your strength low, though they were small and early Witcher’s they had higher strength than you are already.

“Haha!” Geralt had said triumphantly as he pointed the sword to your neck. You were on your back again on the hard gravel, you huffed in defeat, Geralt was proving the strongest out of the four. The little wolf had started to grow his hair back, though now it was white. You heard Vesemir riding back through the gate, you glanced up seeing him trotting back in on his horse before he stopped and hitched. He met your eyes and smirked at your current situation.

“Finally bested by a boy?” He called and you huffed.

“Yes, thank you for your observation” You rolled your eyes as he walked over. Geralt took some steps back as Vesemir held a hand down to you. You huffed letting him pull you up easily, you dusted off, giving Geralt a playful glare in the process.

“Go on think you’ve attacked her enough today” Vesemir cocked his head, and the boys ran off.

“I’m fine” You rolled your eyes, Vesemir often didn’t agree to you roughing around with the boys, though that’s how you grew up. After your shared kiss with him, things had changed, you couldn’t look at him long without flushing from embarrassment, he was more protective of you also though you were raised the same as him, a Witcher. His touches were softer, he helped you more with things, small things like moving boxes and bringing in produce. If a stranger had come people would think you were a family with four boys running about with swords in a creepy run-down castle. You didn’t know what to think though, was it a once off? Had he just grown comfortable around you again, like before?

Your mind often ran with questions like it did now. You sat by the fire stitching a piece of your armour, your face was scrunched you, hands not made for small tricky things.

“Fuck!” You snapped finally causing all the boys too look. You huffed putting down the piece and sighing. You had broken the needle in the process and sighed holding the two pieces.

“Want some help?” You sighed at Vesemir.

“No” You grumbled grabbing a new needle from your tin. You re-tried only to prick yourself more than once this time, Vesemir sat in front of you a slight smirk on his face as you huffed and pushed the item into his direction. He laughed taking it and completing the stitch for you before handing it back.

“Thank you” You muttered and sighed.

You both frowned though hearing a wailing cry, you quickly looked to the boys, but they were all there with the same frowns on their faces.

“That can’t be good” Vesemir muttered, and you nodded standing. You both grabbed your swords following where the sound came from. It was somewhere in the keep, around the lower levels, you heard panting and groaning also as you got closer.

“Stay here” Vesemir said climbing down the rubble. You cursed him quietly as he disappeared from sight before you followed him.

You heard Vesemir groan in pain and ran off towards the direction, you stared at the thing, it wasn’t a normal monster. You were quick to cut it down though, head coming off with one clean slice. You panted gripping your sword before you turned to Vesemir.

“I said stay” He grumbled holding his side.

“And that thing would’ve ate you!” You snapped helping him out of the small, ruined cave. The boys had waited at the top, peering down in curiosity.

“Get me a needle and string, and some cleaning herb” you said helping the man up.

You dragged him into the main area and forced him to sit down, he grunted in protest as you began to undo his armour.

“Vesemir” you said in a warning tone as the boys brought you back what you needed.

“Thank you” you said to them before continuing with his armour.

“Stop grumbling” You huffed as The Witcher complained. It made a puncture wound; it was sleeping with venom though.

“That’s gross” One of the boys said. You dabbed the wound carefully with a cloth while he drank something quickly. The venom gushed out quickly and almost splattered on you if you didn’t have the rag there.

“Warn me next time” You glared. The venom smelt horribly, you scrunched up your nose trying not to gag as you dressed his wound.

“Seems something kept living down there” He sighed.

“Looked burnt though, like it was regenerating” you said sticking the bandage on.

“Great” Vesemir sighed shrugging his shirt back on. You watched his muscles flex without thinking before busying yourself with putting the aiding items away in a little rush. You cursed yourself over and over not paying attention to Vesemir who was suddenly behind you. You jumped then your mind coming back to the present, he gave you a slight frown searching your face. You frowned back confused as to why he was suddenly so close and eyeing you. You shook your head slipping past him and going to tend to the fire.

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Dec 15 2021  |  61 notes

warmmilku

When I’m in a little headspace i tend to…

🏵 Go nonverbal

🏵 Squeal at things im excited about

🏵 Get 100x more clumsy

🏵 Laugh and giggle at everything

🏵 Draw picture for you with crayons

🏵 Get sleepy really easily

🏵 Want my favorite stuffie, especially when im sad

🏵 Watch Winnie the Pooh

🏵 Play with your hair and squish your cheeks

🏵 Wanna cuddle a lot

🏵 Cling to you

🏵 Want a million smooches

🏵 Eat a lot of sweets

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